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Got to learn where to put in the 'Lahs', lah..

Posted: Sat, 06 Sep 2014 6:56 pm
by Blade

Posted: Sat, 06 Sep 2014 7:05 pm
by JR8
'Singaporeans use the phrase “catch no ball”

Posted: Sat, 06 Sep 2014 7:43 pm
by Blade
Correct,correct...

Posted: Sat, 06 Sep 2014 10:44 pm
by Brah
re the title, sorry, no, no need to learn this at all.

The website is of dubious veracity, or, guilty of believing its own BS, saying
"...although, Singaporeans are well trained to speak correct English"

Again, sorry, no. They are instructed and most cannot speak "correct" English.

Or in the local pidgin, caaaaaaaaawrecked.

BTW, is "Singlish fluency" an oxymoron? "

Posted: Sat, 06 Sep 2014 11:17 pm
by Wd40
Brah wrote:re the title, sorry, no, no need to learn this at all.

The website is of dubious veracity, or, guilty of believing its own BS, saying
"...although, Singaporeans are well trained to speak correct English"

Again, sorry, no. They are instructed and most cannot speak "correct" English.

Or in the local pidgin, caaaaaaaaawrecked.

BTW, is "Singlish fluency" an oxymoron? "
This is something I find very funny. To me it sounds more like Khawrekh :lol:

Posted: Sat, 06 Sep 2014 11:26 pm
by Brah
Wd40 wrote:
Brah wrote:re the title, sorry, no, no need to learn this at all.

The website is of dubious veracity, or, guilty of believing its own BS, saying
"...although, Singaporeans are well trained to speak correct English"

Again, sorry, no. They are instructed and most cannot speak "correct" English.

Or in the local pidgin, caaaaaaaaawrecked.

BTW, is "Singlish fluency" an oxymoron? "
This is something I find very funny. To me it sounds more like Khawrekh :lol:
Sounds more like it.
What's wrecked is the English. Singlish is an English train wreck.

Posted: Sun, 07 Sep 2014 10:09 am
by JR8
Wd40 wrote:
Brah wrote: Again, sorry, no. They are instructed and most cannot speak "correct" English. Or in the local pidgin, caaaaaaaaawrecked.
This is something I find very funny. To me it sounds more like Khawrekh :lol:
To me it sounds more like car-wreck, as in 'See, carwreck or not hor!'

Posted: Sun, 07 Sep 2014 11:40 am
by rajagainstthemachine
I got 100% in that test :-|
Congratulations, you are truly Singaporean. Before you go makan, why not jio your friends to try the quiz, or try our quiz again, sekali you tai ko only.

Posted: Sun, 07 Sep 2014 11:57 am
by ecureilx
rajagainstthemachine wrote:Before you go makan, why not jio your friends to try the quiz, or try our quiz again, sekali you tai ko only.
can you translate that??? :D

:twisted: :twisted:

Posted: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 8:43 pm
by Blade
I just can't stand AMDK using 'lah'. It's so lame and pathetic.

Btw if you have a weak heart don't go here:

http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/eat-d ... -woman-16/

Also: http://www.thesmartlocal.com/read/20-singaporean-slangs

A bit of Reality for you.

Posted: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 7:07 pm
by Brah
Nothing new there, more of the same poor English.

Nice try slipping in that acronym there

Posted: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 7:39 pm
by JR8
I can't stand acronyms, btw what did that one even mean?

Posted: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 8:12 pm
by sundaymorningstaple
It just means he's too freakin' lazy to spell it out. Like most locals.

Posted: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 8:29 pm
by x9200
JR8 wrote:I can't stand acronyms, btw what did that one even mean?
Using btw and can't stand acronyms in one sentence could be seen as not extremely convincing.

Posted: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 8:45 pm
by JR8
Or intentional British irony ....