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Posted: **Tue, 21 Aug 2018 11:23 pm**

What's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl?

One shoots and can't hit the other hoots and can't s********

Posted: **Tue, 21 Aug 2018 11:52 pm**

What's the difference between a magic show and a burlesque show?

Posted: **Thu, 23 Aug 2018 11:55 pm**

Hey stop being cryptic, it makes my brain hurt (coz I don't know the answer).

Posted: **Fri, 24 Aug 2018 12:05 am**

What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

Posted: **Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:03 pm**

Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

A rooster eats chicken feed, a lawyer takes all your money.

Posted: **Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:04 pm**

Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

A rooster eats chicken feed, a lawyer takes all your money.

Posted: **Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:21 pm**

Rasputin wrote:
Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A rooster eats chicken feed, a lawyer takes all your money.

Bzzzzttt!!!

A rooster clucks defiance... a lawyer f*cks de clients!

Posted: **Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:22 pm**

Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a magic show and a burlesque show?

Well..... a magic show has cunning stunts, and a burlesque show has...

Posted: **Mon, 27 Aug 2018 8:57 pm**

Posted: **Thu, 22 Nov 2018 6:27 pm**

Strong Eagle wrote:What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster clucks with defiance

The Owl and the Hunter