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Well, this is a really silly question but I've been lurking around these forums enough to dare to post this!

It's really idiotic. Well, I'm a girl who's gonna be in her 20s soon, sometime ago I watched porn (and it's not surprising except for the bit that I watched it with a guy friend of mine) and learnt how to um, pleasure myself, which I felt kind of weird about.

THE PROBLEM IS THIS: now everytime when I'm around a guy, I find myself trying hard not to look in the direction of his goods (even when in fact I DON'T WANT to look at it!) It's just WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD.

Jesus...

jellybean wrote:
THE PROBLEM IS THIS: now everytime when I'm around a guy, I find myself trying hard not to look in the direction of his goods (even when in fact I DON'T WANT to look at it!) It's just WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD.

Jesus...

Be careful of your blasphemous outbursts, there might be bible-clutching morons burning down the building your ISP is housed - a contract will be taken out on you for this heinous act and the embassy of your country of origin as well as all contiguous countries will be burned and ransacked.


(Oh, aside from that you probably need to get laid)

'Scuse me, is this some sort of wind up? Or is this girl completely missing the point of this sort of entertainment?

What I did find interesting was the bit when she said she'd watched it with a bloke mate. Then found how to 'pleasure' herself. (Such a sweet phrase)....I mean, did he show her, or did she learn from the film. Did he help her learn?

Gosh, now THAT is interesting.

Must say, looking at blokes trousers is not something that passes for entertainment here. Unless it's Mick Jagger and the old sock down the jeans trick. Always good for a laugh, that one.

Ah, mustn't be so censorious, she is but a baby after all. Don't listen to this world weary old crone who'd rather read a book and have a cuppa than trouser peer......!!!!!!!!! lol. As I get older it's always what's left unsaid, or should I say the sensual rather than the overtly sexual which is interesting. But perhaps that's cos my zimmer frame doesn't go with the sexy black basques............ok ok, I'll stop now, enough of my nutiness.

jellybean wrote: THE PROBLEM IS THIS: now everytime when I'm around a guy, I find myself trying hard not to look in the direction of his goods (even when in fact I DON'T WANT to look at it!) It's just WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD.

Guys will look at your goods. You look at their goods. Fair's fair.

If both of you like what you see, go on a date and see if you wind up pleasuring each other.

If you don't like what you see, don't go on a date.


Aaaah, if only life were that simple.

Jellybean, mother nature pre-programmed you to seek out the goods, but then mom and dad - and maybe some good old religion probably tried to wipe your hard disk clean. Now mother nature is rising back from the ruins - accept it with responsibility and enjoy.

jellybean wrote:Well, this is a really silly question but I've been lurking around these forums enough to dare to post this!

It's really idiotic. Well, I'm a girl who's gonna be in her 20s soon, sometime ago I watched porn (and it's not surprising except for the bit that I watched it with a guy friend of mine) and learnt how to um, pleasure myself, which I felt kind of weird about.

THE PROBLEM IS THIS: now everytime when I'm around a guy, I find myself trying hard not to look in the direction of his goods (even when in fact I DON'T WANT to look at it!) It's just WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD.

Jesus...

...GOOD MORNING DAY!

Jellybean,
As Wham says it's got something do with what is called biology.

Plavt.

Jellybean, a word of caution when you're checking out the package, please be discreet so as not to offend any sensibilities.

lol. It's hard to be discreet about it since I'm just sitting next to the person, and I emphasize I've no interest in him (whoever he is) whatsoever but somehow now I'm just very aware that he has a penis.

A question: If a girl thinks about sex or the like, would it show or would other people know somehow, strange as it may sound?

jellybean wrote:lol. It's hard to be discreet about it since I'm just sitting next to the person, and I emphasize I've no interest in him (whoever he is) whatsoever but somehow now I'm just very aware that he has a penis.

A question: If a girl thinks about sex or the like, would it show or would other people know somehow, strange as it may sound?

Are you 13 or something??? Seriously, do you look around the MRT and say "oh, he/she is thinking about sex now..."

jellybean wrote:A question: If a girl thinks about sex or the like, would it show or would other people know somehow, strange as it may sound?

The answer is yes. Maybe its best you cover your face next time.

or just cover your mouth....

Or take off your top. You need to do this to cool down, or else everyone will know what you're thinking by how warm it gets near you, and the red flush on the face.

As Mrs S and I always say,

There's no harm in window shopping as long as you don't try the goods

no no, covering face and mouth etc are ambiguous... safest is to wear a sign declaring "i am NOT thinking about sex". unmistakeable.