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Posted: **Wed, 18 Apr 2007 7:28 pm**

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?''

The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''

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Posted: **Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:56 pm**

LMAO!!!

Posted: **Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:51 pm**

Posted: **Sun, 16 Mar 2008 2:57 pm**

haha..
the bus driver kena shoot.
lol..

Posted: **Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:10 pm**

I laughed since I did not find it very farni but I still laughed lol

Posted: **Sat, 22 Mar 2008 9:25 pm**

what is your point?

Posted: **Sat, 22 Mar 2008 10:07 pm**

tingal79 wrote:what is your point?

I think you need to read the title of this thread?

Posted: **Sun, 06 Apr 2008 1:04 am**

hahahhaha..just sharing my laughters here...a lot of bus drivers are here in our place but they are not the son of a drunkard and a prostitute...Kudos to them..they send us to work early heheheh

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Drunk father and a prostitute mother

Drunk father and a prostitute mother