Singapore Expats

i first came on here while researching ATP careers, but thought it was funny that the area seems like a hotbed for aspiring flight attendants!

okay. so what's today's tip about... okay. i found out that at my supermarket, if i bought 2 quarters, it's cheaper than buying a half chicken.

but sometimes the stuffing isn't really there. no, wait. i meant, sometimes, there's just NO stuffing, despite the sticker saying WITH STUFFING.

my tip will be... to make sure you either stuff or get stuffed regularly, or else you'll go on some message board and post weird messages.

also, i'm still waiting for tips on how to make sure toilet bowl rims can remain sparkly without sitting down to pee.

I HAVE DECIDED I WILL INSTALL A URINAL IN MY APARTMENT WHEN I FINALLY RETURN HOME.

between now and then, i shall be inventing an easy-to-install urinal kit that does not require wall hacking or excessive plumbing.

oh, that reminds me, there're those paper cones this dude invented for men to make sure nothing dribbles onto the under or over pants.

heidi montag is hot. right?

I've have two of whatever you're smoking

Ozchick meet taxico......

Taxico meet ozchick......

hello ozchick.



are you really an oz-chick?



here... enjoy!



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steps 4 - 9 i shall post another day. need to look through the bag of emoticons... anyhow... i post really strange things in here.

alright, fine fine... i post strange things all over the place!

Is that a bag of S-H-1-T?? Or it's. . . .

not my baggie. i googled it!

shhh...

Uhhhhh be careful

It looks like a doggie bag instead. no offend, but it really.......

BakuTeh wrote:It looks like a doggie bag instead. no offend, but it really.......

it needs more "purple" that's what!