Singapore Expats

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 5:16 pm**

i saw this www.growthenhancer.com
and i know it's not proven that pills can make you grow...but i still think there's no harm in trying..
anybody wanna buy with me?

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 6:50 pm**

how many months supply are you getting?

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 7:10 pm**

Please tell me you are not serious?

If you are, then I have a bucket load of magic debt reducing cream for sale.

Also I have a container full of brain expanding pills, which has to be taken straight after the 20/20 vision tonic.

For men who are a bit short in the plumbing department, the latest laser cut distending harness is available, and I will chuck in the optional chrome end cap for those special occasions. but hurry only two end caps left.

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 7:27 pm**

caiti wrote:i saw this www.growthenhancer.com
and i know it's not proven that pills can make you grow...but i still think there's no harm in trying..
anybody wanna buy with me?

This is a joke right! I mean not the product, but you believing it works, or are you the supplier?

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 7:34 pm**

caiti wrote:...but i still think there's no harm in trying...

Didn't some chemical company say, once, a long time ago, that Agent Orange was harmless to humans?

Oh, well it must be true, Dorothy! You're wearing your red shoes!

I challenge the beforementioned snake-oil salesperson, to prove that their remaining two caps are better than my good offering:

"Roll up, roll up, now. Marvel at the Splendiferous Schlong, the poor fellow was shy of 4 inches, yet, behold, the 12 foot marvel!"

[Please note: No animals were harmed in the transmission of this posting, mind you the kelpie living next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. No refunds given. Comes in original packaging. Batteries not included. Not for sale to minors.]

Caiti - no - don't do it, please!

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 8:37 pm**

speedyy:
i'm gonna try a month's supply first

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 8:43 pm**

Now thats what i call strong headed, Damn the torpedoes full steam ahead.

but to actually believe in that snake oil kack says a lot about the state of the local education

The old lack of common sense rears it ugly head yet again....

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 8:55 pm**

Alas, I refer to a previous comment of mine - Not for sale to minors.

We came, we tried, we lost. However, could I interest you in a ...

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 9:00 pm**

Posted: **Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:43 pm**

I heard that the Medieval Rack has similar results but without the side effects that pills tend to have

Posted: **Fri, 18 Jul 2008 9:35 am**

positano wrote:I heard that the Medieval Rack has similar results but without the side effects that pills tend to have

However, it required two people to operate - the "rackee" and the "racker", therefore, self-treatment is not an option

Posted: **Sat, 19 Jul 2008 4:39 pm**

90% of expats are a pretty sharp and cynical lot. I cant help but notice there are a few forumers here who are a lot more "trusting" and seem to think height growing pill, breast enlarging creams, tonics to improve IQ , powders that make you disappear are actually real. So for those cocooned in wool types here are some tips to spot a scam

1. “Too good to be true?”

Posted: **Sat, 19 Jul 2008 4:44 pm**

QRM wrote:90% of expats are a pretty sharp and cynical lot.

How dare you!!!

Please place us in the upper quartile of cynical! And on the blunt end of sharp!

Cheers

C & P

Posted: **Sat, 19 Jul 2008 5:48 pm**

Posted: **Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:16 pm**

feline.eyes wrote:
QRM wrote:90% of expats are a pretty sharp and cynical lot.

Of course you are. Expatriates are probably highly educated and have a relatively good sense of judgement AND HUMOUR to be able to uproot themselves and settled down and are mostly well qualified to be employed by the companies here. You are pretty privilege.

But idiots and the cocooned exist in any country SURE ARE THE ONE IN THE UK BECAME PRIME MINISTER and they will be impervious to any voice of reason EXACTLY

There is no point in preaching SO YOU ARE SAYING CAITI AND SPEEDYY ARE BEYOND HELP?

Case in point: The scam known as the kimkins diet? Still around.

THERE ARE NEW ONES POPPING UP EVERY DAY

http://www.kimkins.com/
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/OnCall/Story? ... 053&page=1
http://www.insiderexclusive.com/firm_cohen2.htm

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