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No wonder people have problems with English...

Posted: Thu, 24 Jul 2008 9:54 am
by sundaymorningstaple
The horde heard the hoarded herd had been whored.

Posted: Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:16 am
by QRM
The horde heard the hoarded herd had been whored by a herd who heard the herd had been hoarded. :lol:

I need to get out a bit more

Posted: Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:55 am
by sundaymorningstaple
Touché! :wink:

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 11:31 am
by ancientmoon
............ it is tough.......

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:49 pm
by Strong Eagle
And then there are the straightforward rules of pronunciation in English.

Cough - KOFF
Tough - TUFF
Through - THROO
Bough - BOW
Thought - THOT
Dough - DOE
Slough - SLUFF

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 4:18 pm
by socornyweaver
if MUSSELS are pronounced as MUSSELS,
& UNCLE is pronounced as UN-kel,

then why is MUSCLE not pronounced as MUS-kel? :P

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 4:23 pm
by sierra2469alpha
[deleted due to lame-ness > 100]

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 4:30 pm
by Saint
I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son.
I'm only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 4:34 pm
by Saint
I am a mother pheasant plucker.
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
who ever plucked a mother pheasant.

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 6:42 pm
by sundaymorningstaple
socornyweaver wrote:if MUSSELS are pronounced as MUSSELS,
& UNCLE is pronounced as UN-kel,

then why is MUSCLE not pronounced as MUS-kel? :P
The same reason that METRE is not pronounced ME-tree and CENTRE is not pronounced CEN-tree. :P

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 6:48 pm
by sierra2469alpha
I feel a challenge a-happenin' !

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 6:56 pm
by Saint
Why is monosyllabic not a monosyllabic?

Posted: Wed, 30 Jul 2008 9:54 pm
by QRM
The deserting soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert and got his just deserts.

Posted: Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:58 pm
by sundaymorningstaple
sierra2469alpha wrote:I feel a challenge a-happenin' !
And here goes the opening salvo........
QRM wrote:The deserting soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert and got his just deserts.

:cool: