Singapore Expats

Hi Ladies,

I wud like to date a Single Indian Girl with the potential to marry her eventually if things work out. If not we could stay as friends.

I am a 30 years Banker originally from Delhi, well settled here since many years. I guess if you may not want to reply to this thread on the forum, thats understandable. You can private message me or write to me confidentially at my email: please use the Dating service

I am a decent/ serious and reliable guy, dont expect to do any hanky panky stuff through this.

singaporebanker wrote:Hi Ladies,

I wud like to date a Single Indian Girl with the potential to marry her eventually if things work out. If not we could stay as friends.

I am a 30 years Banker originally from Delhi, well settled here since many years. I guess if you may not want to reply to this thread on the forum, thats understandable. You can private message me or write to me confidentially at my email: please use the Dating service

I am a decent/ serious and reliable guy, dont expect to do any hanky panky stuff through this.

blue_thunder wrote:

singaporebanker wrote:Hi Ladies,

I wud like to date a Single Indian Girl with the potential to marry her eventually if things work out. If not we could stay as friends.

I am a 30 years Banker originally from Delhi, well settled here since many years. I guess if you may not want to reply to this thread on the forum, thats understandable. You can private message me or write to me confidentially at my email: please use the Dating service

I am a decent/ serious and reliable guy, dont expect to do any hanky panky stuff through this.

guys please stay out of this thread !

Actually, it's you who's in the wrong place...

https://dating.singaporeexpats.com

jpatokal wrote:Actually, it's you who's in the wrong place...

https://dating.singaporeexpats.com

I perfectly know which place I am in and what I am doing. A genuine concern is appreciated but unsolicited advise - please spare me and find someone else to give it to...

Nice guy, with the charm and bedside manners of a ... no wonder needs to advertise to find a DESPERATE woman.

QRM wrote:Nice guy, with the charm and bedside manners of a ... no wonder needs to advertise to find a woman.

here comes another monkey...

Itz neither a concern nor an advice...jus showing you the right path in this forum....if u still insist on posting here...go ahead...i bet no replies would come....


Cheers.

singaporebanker wrote:

jpatokal wrote:Actually, it's you who's in the wrong place...

https://dating.singaporeexpats.com

I perfectly know which place I am in and what I am doing. A genuine concern is appreciated but unsolicited advise - please spare me and find someone else to give it to...

puts on moderator fedora, cocks it at a jaunty angle and glares

Look here, punchy, you don't know what you're doing. We've got a Dating site set up specifically so that people don't spam their personal ads all over the rest of the forum, so please head over there, mmkay?

another wanker -- banker... aka looser..go to your mummyji in Delli and ask for a wife from some village in Haryana...no ones going to date you in Spore !...

what happens to you "bankers"....trade your souls as well...you guys lower other indians reputation...

Left Wing wrote:another wanker -- banker... aka looser..go to your mummyji in Delli and ask for a wife from some village in Haryana...no ones going to date you in Spore !...

what happens to you "bankers"....trade your souls as well...you guys lower other indians reputation...

Hey Bonny,
I dont recollect if i forwarded u this hilarious SINGH’S MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN PUNJABI ENGLISH ...no offence to my punjabi frens & Mr. Banker...here it goes ...enjoy

Really hilarious...you just can't stop bursting out!!!!

Madam :

I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Lahore.

Having seen your advertisement for marriage purposes,

I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me nicely.



I am a soiled son from inside Punjab.

I am nice and big, six foot tall, and six inches long.

My body is filled with hardness, as because I am working hardly.

I am playing hardly also.

Especially I like cricket, and I am a good batter and I am a fast baller.

Whenever I come running in for balling, other batters start running.

Everybody is scared of my rapid balls that bounce a lot.



I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone.

I am jolly. I am gay.

Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft.

I am always giving respect to the ladies.

I am always allowing ladies to get on top.

That is how nice I am.

I am not having any bad habits.

I am not drinking and I am not sucking tobacco or anything else.

Every morning I am going to the Jim and I am pumping like anything.

Daily I am pumping and pumping.

If you want you can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the Jim.



I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for you.

I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only.

What to do ? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday.

That is why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and

take my things into your hand.

If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you,

I will be loving you very hard every day.

In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the Jim.

If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me,

I will press you and press you until you come.

So I am placing my head between your nicely smelling feet

and looking up with lots of hope.



I am waiting very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.



Expecting soon

Yours and only yours

Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore, Punjab

Ajit - that was hilarious indeed ! makes me wonder its not that great being single after all - he he.

Expecting soon

Yours and only yours

Choudhary Warraich, born by mother in Okara and become big in Lahore, Punjab...now that it a damn paki..the joke is even funnier...g'one mate !

Left Wing wrote:another wanker -- banker... aka looser..go to your mummyji in Delli and ask for a wife from some village in Haryana...no ones going to date you in Spore !...

what happens to you "bankers"....trade your souls as well...you guys lower other indians reputation...

I am the original poster of this thread and I am reidentifying myself coz the administrator of this forum was so pissed off with me that my account was blocked and i was not allowed to access my original account.

I want to reply for one last time to the message posted by this guy called "left wing". So here it goes:

1. "Banker aka looser....": Sensible people would try once to shoo away but thereafter would close their doors and windows when dogs barking in the streets outside make too much noise.

2. "Trade your souls": I can sue you for this. Please consult a lawyer and mark your words before you say anything next time. I am ready to take you heads on!

3. Indian Reputation: This is probably the best one.

3i: My own Indian Reputation gets a lot lowered when a message posted for Indian girls gets replied to by 6 Indian men only who seem to have nothing better to do at their workplace or home than to make unsolicited, meaningless, non sensical, rude and non value added comments despite my repeated warnings/ requests for staying away from this.

3ii. My Indian Reputation gets lowered again when non indian readers of this post can see it very clearly how reputable indian men satisfy their ego by ridiculing other indians on a "public forum". For records - there were more than 800 views to my post and i believe plenty of them were non indians. You guys have made a mockery of me, yourself and our Indian Reputation.

3iii. My Indian reputation gets a lot more lowered when some gay indian men (especially married ones) reply to my forum post via my email with obscene messages.

3iv. My Indian reputation gets killed when I see my fellow Indians seeking nothing but just sex openly on the "Dating and Friends" forum from women of all color and age.

I know for sure some "reputed indian men" shall find it very hard to resist themselves from posting replies to this message, but please try as hard as you can....

If you still succumb to your ego, please feel free to add as many feathers to the cap of Indian Reputation here. Do one more thing - take a printout of this Indian Reputation and hand it in your living rooms. Remember to put a garland on the the dead Indian Reputation from my side.

Last message to the moderator: I have had enough of this crap. I do not want to dig any more mud and dirt here. My intention was not to offend anyone and it would have been good if Indian men on this forum would have stayed away from this post as was requested originally, but in vain. I am sorry this became so dirty.

So please delete the original post and the entire thread. I cant do it coz my account has been deactivated.

Banker

Thick skinned and has no sense of humour. If you are such a nice charming guy why did the mods shut you out ?