Singapore Expats

Posted: **Sat, 26 Sep 2009 11:52 pm**

WORLDS SHORTEST TRUE AND HAPPY STORY

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Posted: **Sun, 27 Sep 2009 10:52 am**

that's the best story in the world. i am being absolutely honest here.

sigh...

Posted: **Thu, 01 Oct 2009 2:14 pm**

lol that's one happy story indeed

Posted: **Sun, 04 Oct 2009 5:40 pm**

Well... I guess this is one way to teach some guys that being ditched by a girl isn't the end of everything. It could even be a blessing in disguise.

Posted: **Mon, 05 Oct 2009 3:20 pm**

i was crying manly tears of happiness

i lol'd

Posted: **Thu, 15 Oct 2009 3:01 pm**

good one....lol

Posted: **Fri, 16 Oct 2009 2:30 am**

Lol~~!~!
if i hav a gf i will farted whenever i want also~!
except facing her parents....

Singapore Expats

The Worlds shortest Story

The Worlds shortest Story