Singapore Expats

Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say 'congratulations'. But none of them rub your tool and say 'well done'........

Because my wife would kill them and me.

Its when they rub someone else's tool then you have to worry.

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Why is it when your wife becomes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say 'congratulations'. But none of them rub your tool and say 'well done'........

Your tool must have been too inconspicuous to notice. Boomz!

You been holdin' out on us? An alter-ego perhaps?

where have i heard this joke before?

I just found out from JR8 that I need to speak like Ris Low or I am not a Singaporean woman.

Wind In My Hair wrote:I just found out from JR8 that I need to speak like Ris Low or I am not a Singaporean woman.

I think he have meant look not speak.

longstebe wrote:

Wind In My Hair wrote:I just found out from JR8 that I need to speak like Ris Low or I am not a Singaporean woman.

I think he have meant look not speak.

Wind In My Hair is definitely better looking than Ris Low! Speaking like her could make her a famous bimbo Then what would Ris Low do? Could be worth a fortune in the advertsing business

I will take your word for it KSL.
So we have ourselves a little stunner on here do we!!!

KSL was high on booze when he saw me so take it with a pinch of alcohol

Beer goggles hey!
Weekend usage only, for me.

Wind In My Hair wrote:KSL was high on booze when he saw me so take it with a pinch of alcohol

Methinks that KSL is on the money... beer goggles, scotch goggles, or no goggles at all... those of us in the know, know that WIMH stands for HOT.

Sweet talk all you want, honey... I'm still not buying you beer next time!

Proof that WIMH is HOT!