Singapore Expats

hi, everybody.

I am enquire to know accurate fortune teller, any good one to introduct who you went before

some people may think you've come to the right place, what with questions like:
- will they approve my pr;
- is now a good time to buy property;
- will they approve my employment pass;

and on and on...

immigration0125 wrote:hi, everybody.

I am enquire to know accurate fortune teller, any good one to introduct who you went before

Please read this thread first: http://forum.singaporeexpats.com/ftopic68786.html

ATTN: SMS - let OP see for himself first

Hell, this guy, we need a crystal ball just to figure out whether he's his cousin or himself. Course, I'm not sure he knows either!

too bad Psych won't be back until July...

immigration0125 wrote:hi, everybody.

I am enquire to know accurate fortune teller, any good one to introduct who you went before

This would be me. I am very accurate, good, but my precision varies. How can I assist you? We have a promo this week on a likelihood of being killed by falling durians in the vicinity of Raffles Place MRT, $S140 per telling only (GST inclusive).

shouldn't the good ones know you are looking and contact you first ??

Thats me! oh wait i thought you said psychotic powers... ok nevermind.

immigration0125 wrote:hi, everybody.

I am enquire to know accurate fortune teller, any good one to introduct who you went before

i'm gonna tell you something for free:

your english is horrible and you won't find an "accurate fortune teller" using this web site.

ta da!

Are you the cousin or yourself ? which one is looking for fortune telling.

Issit because of your renounce paper ?

You will only get the answers that you want to hear from this people

Why in the world do you want to throw your money for something you cannot control neither the fortune teller.

carteki wrote:some people may think you've come to the right place, what with questions like:
- will they approve my pr;
- is now a good time to buy property;
- will they approve my employment pass;

and on and on...

x9200 wrote:This would be me. I am very accurate, good, but my precision varies. How can I assist you? We have a promo this week on a likelihood of being killed by falling durians in the vicinity of Raffles Place MRT, $S140 per telling only (GST inclusive).

Yes yes! I can vouch that X9200 is very good. He's so good that he only travels via Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal when he accurately predicts that there will be a long line of taxis waiting for him

Michael_A wrote:shouldn't the good ones know you are looking and contact you first ??

lol.

Try hanging around outside Suntec - I've had a few lucky lucky men approach me over there. They are quite good, they can lip read well - especially sentences ending in "off"

Wind In My Hair wrote: Yes yes! I can vouch that X9200 is very good. He's so good that he only travels via Tanah Merah Ferry Terminal when he accurately predicts that there will be a long line of taxis waiting for him

it's actually the other way around: TMFT predicts me coming and acts accordingly.

When did Berjaya switch from Seletar to Changi-budget!?

Damned shame, gonna miss the crush of a whole dozen people at Seletar and their departure hut.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night i shagged a girl called Penny, spooky or what?!