joke
Posted: Mon, 30 Apr 2012 11:39 am
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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lol
Posted: Mon, 09 Jul 2012 5:11 pm
lol... are you serious?
Posted: Mon, 09 Jul 2012 5:16 pm
damned near.
Posted: Wed, 25 Jul 2012 1:35 am
haha you sure?
Posted: Tue, 31 Jul 2012 4:22 pm
Would be interesting to test this assumption... 
Posted: Tue, 31 Jul 2012 5:40 pm
If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.
Posted: Wed, 01 Aug 2012 11:23 am
true, they will take forever to comesundaymorningstaple wrote:If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.
Posted: Wed, 01 Aug 2012 11:29 am
Because unlike other people, the cops think things like that are best dealt with dialogue and that Singapore's finest have more important things to do than appease passive-aggressive people and scold unconscientious neighbors.AndyWillie wrote:true, they will take forever to comesundaymorningstaple wrote:If you are calling about noisy neighbours the police may NEVER show up.
Posted: Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:09 pm
Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
Posted: Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:11 pm
Who knows? Undercover surveillance?sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
Posted: Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:22 pm
I only see a group of them in MRT, but it's super rare for me to see them after office hour.the lynx wrote:Who knows? Undercover surveillance?sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
But for undercover surveillance? I will surely ask "Got meh?"
Posted: Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:26 pm
sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
I said they got better things to do; I didn't say they're busy actually doing them
Posted: Wed, 01 Aug 2012 2:46 pm
Don't know... Just a guess...v4jr4 wrote:I only see a group of them in MRT, but it's super rare for me to see them after office hour.the lynx wrote:Who knows? Undercover surveillance?sundaymorningstaple wrote:Which leads one to the next question. If they are soooo busy, what are they busy with? Low crime? Never seen on the highways. Where are they?
But for undercover surveillance? I will surely ask "Got meh?"
Posted: Thu, 28 Mar 2013 2:25 am
'Schrodinger and Heisenberg were driving in a car. Eventually, a cop pulled them over and asked Heisenberg, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I can tell you exactly where I was."
Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, "Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replied, "I do now.
Thinking this was a weird response, the cop decided to check the vehicle. He come back up to Schrodinger and asks, "Sir, did you know you had a dead cat in your trunk?" Schrodinger replied, "I do now.