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What a difference 3 or 4 letters can make! ;-)
Posted: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 10:15 am
by sundaymorningstaple
When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was."
Posted: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 10:26 am
by kookaburrah
Re: What a difference 3 or 4 letters can make! ;-)
Posted: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 2:21 pm
by ecureilx
sundaymorningstaple wrote:When her husband passed away, the wife put the usual death notice in the newspaper, but added that he had died of gonorrhoea. Once the daily newspapers had been delivered, a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, "You know very well that he died of diarrhoea, not gonorrhoea." Replied the widow, "Yes, I know that he died of diarrhoea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit that he really was."
+1
Posted: Thu, 29 Aug 2013 2:55 pm
by Fortan
Posted: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 6:24 pm
by IndianPR
gaps also make bigg difference!!
he is physcotherapist
he is physco the rapist
Posted: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 6:50 pm
by ecureilx
IndianPR wrote:gaps also make bigg difference!!
he is physcotherapist
he is physco the rapist
cough cough .. matching with your Nick, I was trying to figure out the joke
coat, hat, umbrella .. .....
Posted: Fri, 30 Aug 2013 8:29 pm
by sundaymorningstaple
^^This!
Posted: Mon, 09 Sep 2013 9:22 pm
by blue_thunder
Reminded me of this
