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by lovelysnow
Mon, 12 Dec 2011 9:28 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?
Replies: 12
Views: 6994

Does your dog bite?

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."
by lovelysnow
Mon, 12 Dec 2011 7:56 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?
Replies: 12
Views: 6994

ohh

Maybe I am strange. I think this is so funny, but seem it does not make you guys laugh... should i delete it
by lovelysnow
Mon, 12 Dec 2011 6:29 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?
Replies: 12
Views: 6994

Don't get it

Thunderbolt looks like flash, so Tom thought it was flash from camera...so he smiled because he thought someone took photo of him. That is why he dead with smiling face
by lovelysnow
Mon, 12 Dec 2011 4:53 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?
Replies: 12
Views: 6994

Joke: Why did he die with smiling face?

There are 3 dead bodies with smiling faces at a morgue. The morgue's manager is answering to a detective about why did these peoples die. - This is Celtus. He DIED right after he knew that he won a 20 milions dollars lottery. - This is Bo. He DIED after the court told him that they will let him divo...
by lovelysnow
Wed, 07 Dec 2011 11:30 pm
Forum: 20's Club
Topic: I want to have a friend (girl) to hang out with sometimes
Replies: 0
Views: 2689

I want to have a friend (girl) to hang out with sometimes

I am 21/f...have stayed here with my bf for 1 year, at Orchard. He travels a lot so sometimes I feel bored. I am mature, funny. I love to make friend with mature ladies, to hang out with her sometimes, to talk about how to keep fit and healthy, to tell her CnK has a big sale, to take care of her lit...
by lovelysnow
Wed, 07 Dec 2011 10:38 pm
Forum: Events, Gatherings, Making Friends
Topic: girls lunch date in arab street,..
Replies: 4
Views: 12171

Hi

I guess you are Vietnamese Mai. I am 21/f .....not many friends here....so I feel boring sometimes too......Can we meet?
by lovelysnow
Tue, 01 Nov 2011 4:10 pm
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: Laser Eye Surgery
Replies: 4
Views: 7976

Re: Laser Eye Surgery

I'm sure this has been covered but didn't see it when I went back through topics... Has anybody had laser eye surgery or have an opinion? My wife is thinking about getting it but there are a lot of negative stories out there. Also if anyone has had it done, where did they get it done and how much w...
by lovelysnow
Tue, 01 Nov 2011 4:04 pm
Forum: Careers & Jobs in Singapore
Topic: Can you work on a long term visa pass
Replies: 5
Views: 5240

Racheew wrote:Thanks!
And I did google. But thanks for the obvious suggestion.
Hi,
I think you can work if ur friend who sponsors you, are PR or Singaporean. Some restaurants will accept you. Sure the salary is not good
by lovelysnow
Tue, 01 Nov 2011 3:18 pm
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: I want a chapstick from USA
Replies: 12
Views: 11363

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Good onya! :cool:
What is "onya"?
by lovelysnow
Tue, 01 Nov 2011 2:01 pm
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: I want a chapstick from USA
Replies: 12
Views: 11363

sundaymorningstaple wrote:There is bound to be a chap from the US out there who will share his stick with you....... :-k :o :devil:
I am using a stick of an Australian chap now. Anyway thanks for ur idea
by lovelysnow
Fri, 03 Jun 2011 11:14 pm
Forum: Beauty, Health & Fitness
Topic: I want a chapstick from USA
Replies: 12
Views: 11363

I want a chapstick from USA

I love it so much, but now it is run out. I cant find out where they sell that in Singapore. Can someone from USA or someone who have that share me 1 or more if you can.
Thanks

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