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Dear Napisan, I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, when my Mum told me it was the best. Now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white b...

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks her...

May I? I'm quite a hunk I'm told and I don't need a nose job

Ladies, my humble apologies. What was I thinking?

Yes I do agree . YOU all do NEED plastic surgery in one form or the other

like constructing a grecian nose ???

flatnose wrote:hey both,
are you gals interested , cos i am really interested. is just that i cant let any1 in my family know abt it, they will think i am shallow and ultra vain..which i admit...but i only live once!!!

You hit the nail on the head !
Yup, shallow and ultra vain
and.... empty headed

Be careful you don't end up looking like a real rhino !

Spending hard earned money on further education is a much better investment than a silly nose job.
Good guys don't really go for stunning looks. They prefer girls who are smart and not silly ninnies !

BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant. If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco...

Taken from The Star Paper,Malaysia By PARVEEN GILL SEREMBAN: Who is the victim? This is the million-dollar question. A 78-year-old man who became an instant millionaire last month and a 53-year-old widow he befriended three months earlier have made police reports against each other claiming one had ...

Anyone knows where to get a condolence/sympathy card to be sent out to either the bride or groom?

Cheater boldly SMACKS his secretary and scary howling intern.

Glad you all enjoyed the jokes !