SINGAPORE EXPATS FORUM
Singapore Expat Forum and Message Board for Expats in Singapore & Expatriates Relocating to Singapore

howdy 08weixiang12,

i thought tis thread already dead... thz alot for your reply...

wish u a belated xmas n happy new yr

you can go out drinkin with your freinds without feeling guilty.

you can deal with hangovers in your own way without somebody constantly reminding you "it's your own fault"

Fully agree... Need not to hear some one keep around ur ears

Singles often feel left out in our couple-driven society. Whenever you're tempted to feel down because of your singularity, remember these reasons why flying solo can be the best way to go: 1. You can make last-minute plans with your friends and stay out all night if you want. 2. You can lie on both...

Any better suggestion??

I would suggest that you find a better way than this to advertise your blog. You are just link spamming .

Moderator

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

A family in the Southern Province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; wh...

A man was watching the football game one Sunday morning, when his wife walked into the living room and said, "Honey, the refrigerator doesn't seem to be working very well. Can you take a look at it?" The husband said, "Who do I look like, the Maytag repairman? I'm watching the game!" The woman scowl...

Junior asks his dad, "Daddy, how was I born?" His dad sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We snuck into a s...

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "You're beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "You're...

Luke's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the "miracle" products she asked, "Darling, honestly what age would you say I am?" Looking over her carefully, Luke replied, "Judging from your skin, twe...

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type,must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer." A short ime afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and w...

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, Beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00 "Why so little,"she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I have to tell you first that this bird has lived in a House of Prostitution for the pas...

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to m...

Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship between Men: A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told ...