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Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"

Pupil : "A teacher".

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

marjiri75 wrote:My name is Aj am new to this forum and Singapore and am open to make new friends , sounds like fun here !!!!

welcome and enjoy the crowd.

Hey Ice, Juz to let you know, there are only 2 seasons here: Wet and Hot. It is wet most of the time and we make use of the little "hot" weather to get things done. Anyway, we are also so used to the wet weather here that it almost always isn't able to stop us from carrying out our activities or ou...

Q: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?



A: Shake hands

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

KT55 wrote:Hi, I'm new in Singapore, came here only a month ago.
Is this club open for anyone? To be honest, I can't drink MUCH! (Maybe I should say "AT ALL")

welcome to singapore.
cheers!

I have been waiting to post something on the site and here I am a few weeks away from moving down to Sing. from Hong Kong and am looking to start making friends to go out shopping, eating, drinking and generally having fun with. Looking forward to meeting some of you soon - glad to see the Friday n...

A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: The End is Near! Turn Yourself Around Now Before it's Too Late! As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" From around the curve they heard scr...

ewiz wrote:Hi all,
I just landed in singapore. Can any suggest me the cheapest shop in singapore (online also fine) to buy and service computer peripherals like monitor, cd drive etc..

thanks
ewiz

you can visit comex (Aug 31-Sep 3, 2006) at expo. surely, you'll get a good deal on most of the items.