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1. Buy a copy of the highway code and burn before reading 2. Remove the fuse for the indicators, cos if you use them the bastards will just accelerate to close the gap and stop you anyway. 3. Paint out the side windows and remove all mirrors - not neccessary over here apparently. 4. Remember that th...

John the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called "Pullets", and 8 or 10 roosters, whose job was to fertilise the eggs. The farmer kept records, and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of...

A woman didn't come home all night. When she got home in the morning she told her husband she stayed at a friends all night and fell asleep on the sofa. The husband called her 10 best friends and asked if his wife stayed there last night. All 10 women said that she hadn't stayed with them. A man did...

Just had this sent to me and loved it, so I thought I'd share it with you guys, so you know why you left the UK Official Announcement: The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from a UNION JACK to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.���...

Holy S**t......did you used to write Monty Python sketches???

Well that bits the crap out of me and me thinks possible ends this thread

To see his flat mate, the hedgehog

What do you mean...got a warm comfortable place to sleep and milk on tap!!

'Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow'

Cause it was following the fridge

Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to a radio station in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsor...

This works for me!!!

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Hi Nattan, Tahnks for the info. We've pretty much decided we are bringing her now (wouldn't have taken the job if we couldn't), Just waiting for my company to sort the details now so that could be a few months yet. Regarding the housing, we will be in private housing because the company will be payi...

A roomy place with a small garden sounds fine, she's a city dog anyway so just needs a small garden to do her business, I'll give her plenty of excercise with walks morning and night (as I do now) and my partner will only be working part time (if at all), so she'll have more company than she has now...

Thanks guys, that was the reassurance I was hoping for, if I meet you out there the beers are on me.

One other question, I think the company will be giving me a budget of approx 6,000 sing dollars/month for accomadation, do you think its possible to get a landed house for this budget?