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Notice Of Revocation Of U.S. Independence \:D/ To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty ...

Golf and the Physiotherapist Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched with horror as her ball headed directly towards a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of them and he immediately fell to the ground clutching his hands together in his groin, and rolled around in ...

Total Eclipse of Communication From : Managing Director To : Executive Director "Tomorrow morning there will be a total eclipse of the sun at nine o'clock. This is something which we cannot see everyday, so let the work-force line up outside, in their best clothes to watch it. To mark the occasion ...

Help From Canada PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President Bush and Prime Minister John Chretien of Canada met on Sept. 24th with the Canadian Leader strongly supporting the war on terrorism. Prime Minister Chretien issued the following s...

My Dog Named Sex Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Th...

The French Cow Hand There was once a sheep farmer who had a French farm hand working with him to help castrate his sheep. As the farmer castrated the sheep, the French farm hand took the parts and was about to throw them into the trash. "No!" yelled the farmer, "Don't throw those away! My wife frie...

Cultural Differences Explained Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad. Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad. Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroa...

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What's the problem he wasn't having a go at anyone or insulting anyone. Why delete the topic? If you don't like it don't read or reply to it. It is pretty clear from the title what the subject was about Agree with you on this ringo 100. As for riversandlakes :shit: :delete: you are right :shit: and...

Bad Translations From Places Afar In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. Office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases. Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. :...

Iraq TV Guide SUNDAY: 0800 - My 33 Sons 0830 - Osama Knows Best 0900 - I Dream of Mohammed 0930 - Let's Mecca Deal 1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies MONDAY: 0800 - Husseinfeld 0900 - Mad About Everything 0930 - Monday Night Stoning 1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money 1030 - Allah McBeal TUESDAY: 0800 - Wheel of...

French Woman The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and sa...

:P Dosen't matter if you post it or me or somebodyelse, I just have been reading quite a lot of them which you posted just thought it was my turn now .......... and specially with insanely dumb threads like "Are Singaporeans capable of thinking " :shock: on the general discussions section, i have tu...

Chewing Gum A Canadian is having his breakfast (coffee croissants, bread, butter and jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Canadian fold eat the whole bread?" Canadian (in a bad mood):...

The defence of Singapore rests on its economics of positive racism. For instance, if we have enough of varieties of rice to satisfy the Singapore Chinese, then the defence of Singapore by the Chinese Singaporeans will be tip top! ====Furthermore, if all the races have their right jobs to pursue, as...