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Damn ! I never thot one would get so many responses. Feels nice to know there are many willing to be friends. Maybe i will drop a note about myself and join the gang !

Just came back from Xiamen, China and to be honest dint find the city as bad as the points listed make out to be.

LMAO...i havent laughed so hard in days ! Thanks !

Smart Farmer: Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, The traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said, "You've g...

How to break Bad News ! ! At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker" "Ah yes, Mr. Arnaldo. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died" "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the compe...

briceloh wrote:u think it's right to say this kinda things about someone's death? :

Intention was a njoy a lighter moment and not to belittle anyone.

Year 1981 ========= 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe 3. The Pope Died. Year 2005 ========= 1. Prince Charles got married (again) 2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe (again) 3. The Pope Died. *** In the future, if Charles wants to re-marry or Liverpool needs...

sapphire wrote:i feel silly, seems like i did fall from one of the trees mentioned above...always thought i came from my mommy's womb.

interesting reply..

elizabeth wrote:Serious or just joke.. If it is seriuos you must be very embrass and lost.. But if it is a joke that a good joke..

gawwddd...its a joke !

[quote="Strong Eagle"]Don't read this if you don't want to know how this works.

Pretty neat ! ..*bows*

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that...

Carpe Diem wrote:Well it works, very good indeed... Do you know if it works with Vodka as well?

m not sure i can do math after a drink of vodka..heady stuff for me

This is pretty neat how it works out. This is cool beer/winemaths!!!!!!! DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute....... Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun. 1. First ...

sabrina77 wrote: very cute ! thanks for posting !

Ur welcome !