Or when you get rejected...
m: "hey, you wanna dance?"
w: "no, get lost."
m: "you didn't hear what I said."
w: "what?"
m: "I said you look fat in those pants."
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- Mon, 24 Apr 2006 3:15 pm
- Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
- Topic: Pick-up lines
- Replies: 11
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- Mon, 14 Nov 2005 11:33 am
- Forum: General Discussions
- Topic: Best one liner for ONS?
- Replies: 90
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My friends have always believed in the "1 of 10 Rule"...in which, if you hit on a least 10 women in a bar, one of them will go home with you. Some of my favorites: - Do you sleep on your stomach?...Can I? - You must have bought those jeans on mars because your butt is out of this world. - Do you bel...