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by hey_smile
Sun, 19 Sep 2010 1:39 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

I once asked a guy - i really did since he was a friend - why he does that in public and he replied that "it was a normal body function, so why not? Why can't he?" Does he also urinate and defecate in public? So i thought, yeah, there aren't any rules about it, are there? Are not? So what is this s...
by hey_smile
Fri, 17 Sep 2010 11:02 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

Picking the nose in public...

Just saw someone doing that while I was having my breakfast this morning... ](*,) (can't find the puking emoticon)

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by hey_smile
Fri, 17 Sep 2010 10:57 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

sundaymorningstaple wrote: One drink less during Happy Hour(s) and you might not have gotten egg all over your face! :P
Oops.... :shock: damn whisky
by hey_smile
Thu, 16 Sep 2010 11:45 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

You miss out the all important anti-perspirant! Nivea is good... I perspire so much out of every pore on my body that even if I bathe 10 times, it doesn't work :o It's genetics. Need to use anti-perspirant... I work in a very manual-labor intensive environment and also up-close and personal with cli...
by hey_smile
Thu, 09 Sep 2010 4:01 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

but u r the dazzle babe! must be the european women....
dazzlebabe wrote: 1) Not holding the lift door open and looking at you as the door closes.
(I've noticed some "ahem" Europeans in my office building doing the same. B*stards!
by hey_smile
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 8:34 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

What? No skin? That's where the taste lies... and white rice??? It's supposed to be rice cooked with chicken fat......:P Nope, you were duped big time... it aint chicken rice... just one of those fake ones you get from the stalls that sells all sorts of meat... Eat the "Hainanese" chicken rice.. not...
by hey_smile
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 6:10 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

Gosh, u can find chicken rice everywhere as long there's chinese... Nopes, sorry i've been here 13 years never heard of chicken rice as the national dish, so this is new for me... I only know the Singapore Bee Hoon possibly... since I could find this dish overseas.. singapore national dish "chicken ...
by hey_smile
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 3:50 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

Nopes, sorry i've been here 13 years never heard of chicken rice as the national dish, so this is new for me... I only know the Singapore Bee Hoon possibly... since I could find this dish overseas.. As for the streets being littered, yes I do stay in HDB and wake up early sometimes... and the street...
by hey_smile
Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:23 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

I sure don't know who you're mixing with in Singapore lately... And whoever said chicken rice is a national dish? Streets littered with garbage? Get your facts right first, and don't over-exaggerate here. Hi all, reading through the thread with a big smile on my face. I find very few redeeming quali...
by hey_smile
Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:25 pm
Forum: Relocating, Moving to Singapore
Topic: Malay Citizen?
Replies: 13
Views: 6302

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtbyVFLl_7U [Russell Peter's impersonation of Chinese] Hey, you take 50c here, then maybe you go somewhere else take another 50c, you get $1. Then you multiply by the number of cars coming, and number of days in one year, then u billionaire. [Basil Fawlty voice] 'Oh lo...
by hey_smile
Thu, 02 Sep 2010 3:42 pm
Forum: Relocating, Moving to Singapore
Topic: Malay Citizen?
Replies: 13
Views: 6302

"While underscoring the need to maintain the current mix of races among Singapore's population, Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong spoke of the difficulty in attracting Malay or pribumi talent from South-east Asia. However, he stressed: "We are getting some and must keep on trying."" - Maybe he read thi...
by hey_smile
Tue, 31 Aug 2010 3:12 pm
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

I remembered this post, while I was in a cab this morning - with a driver that looked 90 year-old and couldn't ever hear me properly.... I am not biased against the elderly... but I didn't even dare ask him to speed up... Do they have an age cap for taxi drivers??? Not true, unless they are new cabb...
by hey_smile
Tue, 24 Aug 2010 12:40 pm
Forum: Relocating, Moving to Singapore
Topic: Socialising with the locals
Replies: 38
Views: 27846

Glad I stumbled upon this discussion thread. I find this really interesting. I just got back from working in Seattle and although I'm a local here, I do admit I find it a culture shock to be amongst my own fellow Singaporeans now. For one thing, I'm so used to people saying Thank You, Please, and j...
by hey_smile
Tue, 24 Aug 2010 11:45 am
Forum: Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish
Topic: Things I don't like about Singapore
Replies: 265
Views: 167469

Actually the weirder the name the easier it is is to find unless it similar to an enlgish name. Lucky, Asia, Lakeisha, Carlos, Raymon, Cool, Whacked are all easy to find. In Hong Kong it easy because they all have nick names like Pokeman etc (no joke) on the email listing and a spreadsheet to match...

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