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Post by batliwala » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 3:49 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me.
For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip
Life is a Journey. If you cannot fly then run, if you cannot run then walk, and if cannot walk then crawl. So, whatever you do keep moving.
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Post by maddyks » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 3:53 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me.
For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500.

PS: For those not in the know (like me), its the white house with zip code 20500

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Post by batliwala » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 3:56 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me.
For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was
Life is a Journey. If you cannot fly then run, if you cannot run then walk, and if cannot walk then crawl. So, whatever you do keep moving.
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Post by maddyks » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 3:57 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me.
For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. :P

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Post by life.fun » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 4:16 pm

Ms. Rize was
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Post by batliwala » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 4:29 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me.
For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind
Life is a Journey. If you cannot fly then run, if you cannot run then walk, and if cannot walk then crawl. So, whatever you do keep moving.
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Post by life.fun » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 4:31 pm

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr. Bush
Yours friendly neighbourhood,

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Post by batliwala » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 4:34 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me.
For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes
Life is a Journey. If you cannot fly then run, if you cannot run then walk, and if cannot walk then crawl. So, whatever you do keep moving.
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Post by psynix » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 4:42 pm

apney hero aur story ko kya ho gaya .. !!

KAHANI MEIN TWIST ..!!! lol

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Post by life.fun » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 4:45 pm

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters
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Post by maddyks » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 6:02 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked. :twisted:

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Post by life.fun » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 6:04 pm

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted!!! :lol:
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Post by batliwala » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 6:07 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story
Life is a Journey. If you cannot fly then run, if you cannot run then walk, and if cannot walk then crawl. So, whatever you do keep moving.
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Post by maddyks » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 6:08 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so....

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Post by batliwala » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 6:10 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say
Life is a Journey. If you cannot fly then run, if you cannot run then walk, and if cannot walk then crawl. So, whatever you do keep moving.
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