3 Word Story

batliwala · Post by **batliwala** » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 6:47 pm

woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for

maddyks · Post by **maddyks** » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 10:20 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at

megha · Post by **megha** » Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:15 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel

maddyks · Post by **maddyks** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 1:38 am

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served

rubyred · Post by **rubyred** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 8:34 am

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches

maddyks · Post by **maddyks** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 8:47 am

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce.

PS: Thought I'll make it at least nicer to eat.

megha · Post by **megha** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 9:15 am

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured.

maddyks · Post by **maddyks** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 9:31 am

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured. Dr. Ram Bharose Zindabad!!

rubyred · Post by **rubyred** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 9:43 am

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured. Dr. Ram Bharose Zindabad!!

Suddenly felt this

maddyks · Post by **maddyks** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 9:47 am

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured. Dr. Ram Bharose Zindabad!!

Suddenly felt this hand on my

batliwala · Post by **batliwala** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:40 am

woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured. Dr. Ram Bharose Zindabad!!

Suddenly felt this hand on my stomach and I

maddyks · Post by **maddyks** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:00 am

woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured. Dr. Ram Bharose Zindabad!!

Suddenly felt this hand on my stomach and I was surprised

batliwala · Post by **batliwala** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 1:24 pm

woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured. Dr. Ram Bharose Zindabad!!

Suddenly felt this hand on my stomach and I was surprised by the tickling

bunty · Post by **bunty** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 2:16 pm

woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured. Dr. Ram Bharose Zindabad!!

Suddenly felt this hand on my stomach and I was surprised by the tickling in my ear

maddyks · Post by **maddyks** » Sat, 29 Jul 2006 3:22 pm

I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!

Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.

Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured. Dr. Ram Bharose Zindabad!!

Suddenly I felt this hand on my stomach and I was surprised by the tickling in my ear. I looked back

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