I woke up. I brush teeth, I look out, I go loo, I go shower, I dress up.... No!! but then I realized that....no clean clothes , went to market I bought fish and some vegetable and some onions. I got diarrhea with stomach pain.Went to doctor, and while waiting for bus saw a beautiful girl standing besides me, and I bang! an explosion! thought for a second why always with me!! How cld I wear dirty clothes and eat ... SUDDENLY she turned and smiled at, the beautiful lady having green eyes closed her ears and signaled me to close my TROUSER ZIP, so she came near and slapped me. For Once I was not kicked because you never know how it increased my diarrhea!!
Taking it in, I smiled back and showed my wallet full of notes through Zip Code No. 20500. President Bush was reading his ABC. Ms Rice was laughing loudly behind to see Mr.Bush count the notes,just then enters Hillary totally naked and Bush fainted. End of Story?? Don't think so Why you say what you say. Still we say Bharat Mata Ki Jai, mar mito deshpremiyo still not Batli ok move on sing Vande maatram and get energized.
Energized by this, I went for a snack at Ram Barose Hotel where they served rats and roaches in chocolate sauce. diarrhea got cured. Dr. Ram Bharose Zindabad!!
Suddenly I felt this hand on my stomach and I was surprised by the tickling in my ear. I looked back and saw Kingajit dancing on the national TV! live! "Looks so funny", in jungle dress with all monkeys around him dancing ..Bunty eating bananas, kora holding Khamba, Maddy holding Rambha, batli jumping around, bolo tara rara,exchange of partner, kora holding rambha,...batli holding rambha ,guess what next,maddy holding khamba, maddy getting emotional, ajit stops dancing,jungle dance over, LaraDutta marries BrianLara, bolo Lara Lara, bolo Tara Rara, sundara sundara sundara, MBA's ka Karbala Karbala, Wah Kaisa Muqabala, muqabala muqabala hoga,
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