Having spent the last 4 weeks having to explain my jokes to workmates, colleagues and friends I have attached the following Cultural Learnings of Great Britain for make benefit glorious rest of world.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Johnny_For ... ish_Humour
* reader discretion is advised
* your home is at risk if you fail to keep up with repayments on any loan secured on it.
* Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.