Hindi Shayari

[swami1959]

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(1)
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ??

(2)
Gadha jo khaye vo ghaas ho tum,
Bevkuufoo ka chawanpraash ho tum,
idiot, stupid bakvaas ho tum,
par jaise bhi ho tum ek dum Jhkaas ho tum

(3)
Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

(4)
Ae dost tu bhi likha kar shayari
meri tarah tera b naam ho jaye ga
LoG fekenge Ande tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intezaam Ho Jaye Ga

(5)
1960 ki Ladkiyan:

Pehla pehla pyaar hai chayee bahar hai aaja sajna

sirf tera intezaar hai…



2005 ki Ladkiyan:

Pehla pehla pyaar hai doosri/ tesree baar hai


aaja more sajna varna dosra tayaar hai

(6)
Thoda sa pyaar hua hai thoda hai baki
Thoda sa pyaar hua hai thoda hai baki

Taang to tut chuki sir ka foot na hai baki

(7)
peg pe peg peene se kya faida

raath guzri tho sab uthar jayegi

kisi ki ankhon se piyo khuda kasam

umr saari nashe mein guzar jayegi

(8)
Some thing light .....

Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.

[swami1959]

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

[swami1959]

Kissi ko mohabbat ki sachai mar dalegi,
Kissi ko mohabbat ki gehrai mar dalegi,
Kar ke mohabbat koi nahi bachega,
Aur jo bachega use tanhai mar dalegi.

[swami1959]

Chand ko garoor hai,
key uskey paas bahut noor hai,
mein kis par garoor karon,
mera chand hi mujhse bahut door hai.

[swami1959]

(1)
Na chaho kissi ko itna ke uski chahat tumhari kamjoori ban jaye,
agar chaho to chaho kissi ko itna ke tumhari chahat uski zarurat ban jaye...

(2)
Aap ki vo zaalim ada,
mujh ko bimaar kargayi,
ek baar aapne muskura kya diya,
teer ko dil ke paar kargayi.

(3)
Aansuo ko bahut samjaaya tanhai mein aaya karo,
mehfil mein hamara mazak na udaya karo,
ispar aansoo tadap kar bole.....
itne logon mein aapko tanha paate hain isliye chale aate hain

(4)
chand taron ka noor tuzpe barse,
har koi teri chahat ko tarse,
teri zindagi mein aayen itni khusiyan,
ke tu ek gum paane ko tarse

(5)
Ae dil kisiki yaad mai rona fizul hai!
Aasu bade anmol hai,
in hai khona fizul hai.
Ro toh unke liye jo tumper nissar hai,
unke liye kya rona jinke ashiq hazaar hai.

(6)
Dhoka diya tha jab tumne mujhe ,
dil se main naraaz tha
Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal du,
magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha.....

(7)
har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,
jab hum hi na rahenge tou dosti kaun karega,
a khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega...

(8)
guzre huway kal ki yaad aati hai,
kuch lamho se aankhei bhar aati hai,
wo rangeen shaam nirali doob jati hai,
jab aap jaise doost ki yaad aati hai...

(9)
Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath
Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez "ckeck" karta hoon main
"Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad"

(10)
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakaat kar leta hai
Bada Mushkil hota hai tab Jawab denA
Jab koi KhamosH rehkar Sawaal kar leta hai

[Guest]

itna kamzor ho gaya hoon main teri judai se...
itna kamzor ho gaya hoon main teri judai se...
ki macchar bhi utha le jaatey hain mujhey charpai se....

[swami1959]

zindagi se badi sazaa hi nahin
aur kya jurm hai pataa hi nahin

itne hisson mein bat gaya hoon main
mere hisse mein kuch bachaa hi nahin

[swami1959]

Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doonga...

Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye...

Tumhare samne hain itney items kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai itne pyar se unhe good morning...
woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usae debug karna, wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail